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First Book: Is this idea any good?
Subsequent Books: Let's see where this goes.
First Book: This stuff is awesome!
Subsequent Books: It's total crap.
First Book: It's crap. I give up.
Subsequent Books: It's crap. I'll fix it in revisions.
First Book: upon completion: pfft. Run spell-check on this bad-boy and call up Oprah, I just wrote a novel!
Subsequent Books: upon completion: *puts in a proverbial drawer* *goes to think about how to fix it for at least a month*
Chapter Breaks:
First Book: End a chapter at the end of a scene. Duh.
Subsequent Books: Split the chapter in a point of tension to keep the reader turning the pages.
First Book: How long should a chapter be?
Subsequent Books: Is that even a question people ask?
Dialogue:
First Book: I have so many passive verbs in my dialogue. I need to edit it!
Subsequent Books: All rules are off in dialogue.
Passive Verbs:
First Book: What's a passive voice? *Googles* Okay. I need to edit out all my uses of was/is/be.
Subsequent Books: A passive voice is defined by the subject receiving the action of the sentence, not necessarily the verb.
Beta Readers:
First Book: Please check my grammar. I'm so worried about my grammar. And my commas.
Subsequent Books: Does this keep you reading? Hold your interest?
First Book: Oh someone wants to read my book! Yay!!! Oh happy day!
Subsequent Books: *goes to snoop over their creds to see if they'll be useful before replying*
First Book: Silence? I didn't even notice. I'm sure they love it.
Subsequent Books: Each day I don't hear, I die a little more inside with the amount of revision I'll have to do.
Query Letter Writing:
First Book: Oh, a query? No big deal.
Subsequent Books: Query Letter Hell. For realz.
First Book: All I need is a great query and I know the agent will love my book.
Subsequent Books: I need a great query, killer first pages and a book that keeps the agent reading late at night.
Overall:
First Book: Am I a good writer?
Subsequent Books: Am I a good story-teller?
On Failure:
First Book: I can't fail!
Subsequent Books: Failure is one step along the road.
No dying. I'm determined to be helpful, so I'm having to dig deep in mah brain.
ReplyDeleteSo no dying, and no worries. :)
Hhahh. Do you know what's so so sad? I literally, JUST figured out you we my beta reader. I'm so dense sometimes. And my best friend was reading it and real quiet too! But today she called even tho she's only a rid of the way through and let me hash through the beginning with her.
ReplyDeleteSlow start. And turns out the moment I thought "omg, these people smoke sooo much" meant I should have stopped writing that! Haha. I was like, I just didn't know what to do with their hands! Hahah.
I do want you to take as much time as you need. I'm just insecure is all. :)
You're not dense--I just masquerade very cleverly as a horse to throw people off :)
ReplyDeleteAnd hahaha--your nicotine as a supporting character is better than some I've seen who are people characters, so don't worry. Logan makes it seem sexy as hell, and I'm a nonsmoker to the core. :)
Don't be insecure. I dig this ms. I really do.
But I'm still doing my best to shred the thing. (Though you've made it hard for me, hence the extra time, lol.)
Awesome. I can take a shred. Better When I can fix it then when I've sent it to e sharks for a shredding and can't fix it anymore. Lol.
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